If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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