do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just google imaged poop.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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