these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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