Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
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I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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