they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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