Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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