I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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