just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
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Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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