OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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