I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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