Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
Two words: nipple clamps
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