am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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