What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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