Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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