um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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