would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Randomize
