i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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