were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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