I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
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possession is 9/10 of the law
GODDAMNIT! why does the lyrics thing always work for everyone but me?!? i mean i even used jason mraz's "if it kills me" and NOTHING... :P XD
The 9:37/9:41 exchange made me almost pee I laughed so hard.
that sounds like something my ex would do. john is this you? lmao
Please tell me it was "bigger than my body" in the filthiest sense possible.
You make me want to be a better man
I think she meant me. And to answer your question, no. I'd never sleep with anyone who would sleep with me because I used John Mayer lyrics. Jack Johnson, possibly. Jack Nicholson, definitely.
It's actually funny as hell. I posted this and the lyrics I used were from "In Repair"
Apparently being a broken man is code for stupid girls to climb on weiner. Fun times.
9:03....good god thats amazing.
Yes, in fact it is John
Bitch you still have my jacket
I was gonna say as long as it's not that song about fathers and daughters...
John Mayer is the cat's meow.
sorry but you couldnt find anything better than JOHN MAYER?!?! lol
Your body is a wonderland?
To the person who submitted this - was your collar popped while you were using John Mayer lyrics?
John Mayer makes me want to uppercunt a nun. Just sayin'.
you should have married me years ago
Oh, so his songs ARE good for something! =P
i would bang a guy that used his lyrics on me..
thought you would have said - its 3x5 answre to that is - eeer pass :)
oh I do this ALL THE TIME when I know she doesn't listen to a certain band!! :D
Well John Mayer's got to be good for SOMETHING, and getting people of low intelligence to bang each other is just his nitch, god damnit!!
That's rather funny.