We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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