Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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