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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Randomize
