sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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