she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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