Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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