Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
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nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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