BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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