census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
4 words: hood of his car
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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