I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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