Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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