Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
