I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
The adults are the big ones right?
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