so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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