He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I look better un-naked...
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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