we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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