Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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