The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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