So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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