You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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