I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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