wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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