Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
you're hired as official boob wrangler
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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