Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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