none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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