Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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