I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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