I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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