im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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