Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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