i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
