Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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