I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
two words...techno handjob
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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