Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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