Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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