So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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