Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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