i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
The beer is more important than you right now.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
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I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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